when u drink a lot of water and ur pee comes out crystal clear
That just means you’re hydrated.
okay good i was worried that drinking water would make me dehydrated, thank you
i truly genuinely feel sorry for all the people who try to talk to me and get disappointed and upset because i probably sound like i don’t want to talk to them when i actually just don’t know what to say I’M SORRY
best sexuel position is 609 (girl lie one way, boy lie other way, dragon egg between them is incubated by their body heat)
addisonrutzzz this reminded me of you for some reason
*settles into bed with blankets laptop headphones a drink and everything* ahh yes perfect. I have to pee.
don’t you hate it when youre in a relationship but the other person doesn’t know
Sometimes I entertain myself by thinking about what a Kidz Bop version of La Vie Bohem would sound like.
two things I assume everybody has extensive knowledge about
- harry potter
- high school musical
Anonymous asked: What size shirt ya be?
Uhh, L or XL :)