what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*
people asking me what kind of music i like is such a stressful experience
tip for girls going into high school LOVE GIRLS SPREAD THE LOVE DON’T SHAME OTHER GIRLS LOVE EACH OTHER PLEASE, compliment each other, you aren’t against each other LOVE EACH OTHER! thank you
if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong
when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is
Bed time thoughts:
- They may never apologize or show any signs of remorse. Forgive them anyway.
- If you’re still angry, you probably haven’t actually forgiven them.
- Forgiveness is more for your own benefit than the person that you’re forgiving.
- If God is able to forgive me for all that I’ve done, I can forgive others.